gained 40 pounds in the past 4 years
squeezed 9 pounds of human through her hips
often smells of crasins and foot odor
feels 20 years older than her birth certificate proves
carries chapstick with her makeup
considers showering regularly a major accomplishment
shaves less than once per week
pops more zits in a day than you do in a month
Amazing what a little makeup, a new haircut, and a striking dress will do.
No comments:
Post a Comment